Rusty Pencil Jan 23Where to buy funny get well soon cards.An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Judging by the number of people in the waiting room at my local medical centre I visited recently,...
Rusty Pencil Jan 12, 202374 awful, yet funny, gardening puns to make your eyes roll.The world of greeting cards is awash with puns. You can’t be considered a true humorous greeting card publisher unless you’ve cut your...
Rusty Pencil Oct 18, 2022Old sexist ads that could be funny cards. Or maybe not.Would you love to make exquisite cheval mats in crochet? There’s a mag for that. Do you know how to plan a picnic with luncheon meat and...
Rusty Pencil Aug 16, 2022Do we lose our sense of humour as we age?Let's begin with a joke: A penguin walks into a pub. He says to the barman, 'Have you seen my brother?' The barman says, 'I don't know....
Rusty Pencil Jul 14, 202210 of the funniest cards you've probably never seen before.Humour is a funny thing. What I find funny you probably find as funny as sucking on a lemon. Thankfully, there are a zillion funny cards...
Rusty Pencil Jun 27, 2022Ageist birthday cards. Are they harmful? Or harmless fun?Ageism is rife in the world. I’m not surprised. There are a lot of us old buggers around. I’m in my mid-60s and our age group is rapidly...
Rusty Pencil May 18, 202210 annoying words and phrases that get on my nerves. And probably everyone else's. Do some words irritate you? Here's my top 10 list of the annoying words and phrases that get on my nerves.
Rusty Pencil Feb 15, 2022What do mothers want for Mother's Day? Not to be mother, for a start.The kids are whining, the cat’s puked up a hairball on the carpet, there’s a sock in the bathroom sink, a lego brick in the teapot, and...
Rusty Pencil Dec 10, 2021I have no idea what I'm doing. Do you?So. Do you have any idea what you're doing? I certainly don't.