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Rude? Funny? Naughty? Original Valentine's Day cards and other love things. Aww...how lovely.

Tattoo - funny greeting card
Price£3.25
Rebel without a clue
Price£3.25
Fuck-by date - rude card
Price£3.25
Heart-quake: a palpitation of the heart
Price£3.25
Pub and back
Price£3.25
Handsome penis
Price£3.25
Bugger off
Price£3.25
Hell of a dick
Price£3.25
Sexy - tits
Price£3.25
Your looks, my brains
Price£3.25
Fab from behind
Price£3.25
69 is divine
Price£3.25
Really fat
Price£3.25
Stronger farts
Price£3.25
Sexy Derriere
Price£3.25
Sex bombe
Price£3.25
Rumpy-pumpy
Price£3.25
Every inch of you
Price£3.25
Be my Valentine
Price£3.25
A penny
Price£3.25
Gorgeous
Price£3.25
Love your personality
Price£3.25
Sex symbol
Price£3.25
Go on a diet
Price£3.25
Favourite something
Price£3.25
Fine qualities in a man
Price£3.25
Why I love you - tits
Price£3.25
Why I love you - cock
Price£3.25
Lovely chipolatas
Price£3.25
Love is in the air
Price£3.25
Good looking
Price£3.25
TikTok Cock
Price£3.25
I shaved
Price£3.25
We go together
Price£3.25
I love you
Price£3.25
Pork pie
Price£3.25
Magical thing
Price£3.25
Girls falling
Price£3.25
Diddle: gin
Price£3.25
Flirtigig: wild romping girl
Price£3.25
Bumfiddle: the backside, the breech
Price£3.25
Day-lights: the eyes
Price£3.25
Sprunny: a sweetheart
Price£3.25
Heart-spoon: the navel
Price£3.25
Bang-a-bonk: to lie lazily on a bank
Price£3.25
Every man
Price£3.25
Cat lady
Price£3.25
Nobody's perfect
Price£3.25

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