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Rude? Funny? Naughty? Original Valentine's Day cards and other love things. Aww...how lovely.
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Bugger off
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Why I love you - cock
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Why I love you - tits
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Sex bombe
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Every inch of you
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Gorgeous
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Pub and back
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Love is in the air
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Be my Valentine
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Love your personality
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Good looking
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A penny
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Sex symbol
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I shaved
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We go together
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Funny things
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I love you
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Magical thing
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Girls falling
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Heart-quake: a palpitation of the heart
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Diddle: gin
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Flirtigig: wild romping girl
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Bumfiddle: the backside, the breech
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Day-lights: the eyes
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Sprunny: a sweetheart
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Heart-spoon: the navel
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Bang-a-bonk: to lie lazily on a bank
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Every man
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Cat lady
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Nobody's perfect
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Misbehave and mischief
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Impeccable pecs
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Must be exhausted
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