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Love and Friendship. Aww...how lovely.

Every inch of you
Price£2.50
Bugger off
Price£2.50
A penny
Price£2.50
Mistakes
Price£2.50
Good looking
Price£2.50
Be my Valentine
Price£2.50
Lovely chipolatas
Price£2.50
Gorgeous
Price£2.50
Gin
Price£2.50
You did it
Price£2.50
Misbehave and mischief
Price£2.50
Impeccable pecs
Price£2.50
Must be exhausted
Price£2.50
Every man
Price£2.50
Nobody's perfect
Price£2.50
Diddle: gin
Price£2.50
Love your personality
Price£2.50
Funny things
Price£2.50
Flirtigig: wild romping girl
Price£2.50
Sprunny: a sweetheart
Price£2.50
Pub and back
Price£2.50
Bumfiddle: the backside, the breech
Price£2.50
Bang-a-bonk: to lie lazily on a bank
Price£2.50
Pork pie
Price£2.50
Love is in the air
Price£2.50
Day-lights: the eyes
Price£2.50
Heart-spoon: the navel
Price£2.50
Heart-quake: a palpitation of the heart
Price£2.50
Girls falling
Price£2.50

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