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There’s nothing like a mum birthday card to cheer her up. We’ve also funny dad birthday cards too. Give them a card to remember so that they won’t forget you in their will.
Grey hair - funny birthday card
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Mum birthday bloomin'
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Mum pooper scooper - dog card
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Mum pooper scooper - cat
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You baldy - cat
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You baldy - dog
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Dad pooper scooper - dog
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Dad pooper scooper - cat
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Birthday what the fuck
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Birthday summer overcoat
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Better in the old days
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Mum birthday care home
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Dad birthday care home
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Mum's birthday budget
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Dad's birthday budget
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Mum time in bed
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Dad at supermarket
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Mum birthday bank
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Dad birthday bank
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Dad birthday farting
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Mum birthday farting
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Drank present
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Wrinkly
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Old fart birthday card
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Flatulent
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Very wrinkly
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Age - fucking aches woman
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Divorce beautifully
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Happy Divorce from dog
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Happy Divorce from cat
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No idea
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Chipped in
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90 fucking aches man
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80 fucking aches man
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70 fucking aches man
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60th birthday for a man
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50 fucking aches man
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40 fucking aches man
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50 not dead
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60 not dead
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70 not dead
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80 not dead
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90 not dead
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Still not dead
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40 fucking aches woman
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50 fucking aches woman
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60 fucking aches woman
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70 fucking aches woman
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