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Who? What? Why Rusty Pencil?

Yes, that’s me with silly 1970s hair. It was a long time ago when a pint was 40p, I had hair that a bird could nest in, all my own teeth and sported a wonderful moustache. Actually, it was crap. In fact, many things were crap back then, especially greeting cards.


Fast-forward to the present day and I’m creating absurd and humorous greetings cards for people who have an equally absurd and humorous slant on life.


Rude, funny, witty, clever, original or simply plain daft, my cards are a little bit different to those normal cheap bog-standard rip-offs. Why buy any old dull card when you can buy a funny and original Rusty Pencil one?

Man with 1970s hair and moustatache
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