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Yeehaa! Birthdays! Funny old age cards, funny milestone age cards, rude cards, can't be arsed cards...

Old fart
Price£3.25
Flatulent
Price£3.25
Whoopee
Price£3.25
Very wrinkly
Price£3.25
To be honest
Price£3.25
Drank present
Price£3.25
Love your teeth
Price£3.25
Beautiful hair
Price£3.25
Chicken
Price£3.25
Skip
Price£3.25
Little older
Price£3.25
Moon and back
Price£3.25
Good looking
Price£3.25
50th birthday hairy
Price£3.25
60th birthday hairy
Price£3.25
70th birthday hairy
Price£3.25
80th birthday hairy
Price£3.25
Wrinkly
Price£3.25
Rubbish card
Price£3.25
Olde Farte
Price£3.25
Chipped in
Price£3.25
Curry
Price£3.25
Cat lady
Price£3.25
Mistakes
Price£3.25
40th birthday bloody aches
Price£3.25
50th birthday bloody aches
Price£3.25
60th birthday bloody aches
Price£3.25
70th birthday bloody aches
Price£3.25
What happened
Price£3.25
Beard
Price£3.25
Ooo! Verruca
Price£2.50
Little fartier
Price£3.25
Vomited your present
Price£2.50
MILF stripper
Price£3.25
No idea
Price£3.25
Half the metabolism
Price£3.25
All a bit lower
Price£3.25
Cow-clap: cow-dung
Price£3.25
Pocket-thunder: a fart
Price£3.25
Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
Price£3.25
Grizzle-demundy: a laughing fool; one that grins at everything
Price£3.25
Smalter: a small beer
Price£3.25
Splendiferous: splendid
Price£3.25
Aleknight: a frequenter of alehouses
Price£3.25
Galoptious: delightful
Price£3.25
Gaudiband: full of joy
Price£3.25
Diddle: gin
Price£3.25
Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
Price£3.25

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