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Yeehaa! Birthdays! Funny old age cards, funny milestone age cards, rude cards, can't be arsed cards...

Old fart
Price£2.50
Very wrinkly
Price£2.50
To be honest
Price£2.50
Drank present
Price£2.50
Love your teeth
Price£2.50
Beautiful hair
Price£2.50
Chicken
Price£2.50
Skip
Price£2.50
Little older
Price£2.50
Moon and back
Price£2.50
Good looking
Price£2.50
50th birthday hairy
Price£2.50
70th birthday hairy
Price£2.50
80th birthday hairy
Price£2.50
Wrinkly
Price£2.50
Rubbish card
Price£2.50
Olde Farte
Price£2.50
Chipped in
Price£2.50
Curry
Price£2.50
Mistakes
Price£2.50
40th birthday bloody aches
Price£2.50
50th birthday bloody aches
Price£2.50
60th birthday bloody aches
Price£2.50
70th birthday bloody aches
Price£2.50
What happened
Price£2.50
Beard
Price£2.50
Ooo! Verruca
Price£2.50
Little fartier
Price£2.50
Vomited your present
Price£2.50
MILF stripper
Price£2.50
No idea
Price£2.50
Half the metabolism
Price£2.50
All a bit lower
Price£2.50
Cow-clap: cow-dung
Price£2.50
Pocket-thunder: a fart
Price£2.50
Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
Price£2.50
Grizzle-demundy: a laughing fool; one that grins at everything
Price£2.50
Smalter: a small beer
Price£2.50
Splendiferous: splendid
Price£2.50
Aleknight: a frequenter of alehouses
Price£2.50
Galoptious: delightful
Price£2.50
Gaudiband: full of joy
Price£2.50
Diddle: gin
Price£2.50
Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
Price£2.50
40 fucking aches
Price£2.50
Slush-bucket: a great drinker
Price£2.50
70 fucking aches
Price£2.50
60 fucking aches
Price£2.50

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