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Old fart
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Whoopee
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Very wrinkly
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To be honest
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Drank present
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Love your teeth
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Beautiful hair
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Chicken
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Skip
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Little older
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Moon and back
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Good looking
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50th birthday hairy
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60th birthday hairy
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70th birthday hairy
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80th birthday hairy
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Wrinkly
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Rubbish card
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Olde Farte
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Chipped in
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Curry
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Mistakes
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40th birthday bloody aches
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50th birthday bloody aches
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60th birthday bloody aches
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70th birthday bloody aches
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What happened
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Beard
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Ooo! Verruca
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Little fartier
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Vomited your present
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MILF stripper
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No idea
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Half the metabolism
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All a bit lower
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Cow-clap: cow-dung
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Pocket-thunder: a fart
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Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
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Grizzle-demundy: a laughing fool; one that grins at everything
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Smalter: a small beer
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Splendiferous: splendid
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Aleknight: a frequenter of alehouses
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Galoptious: delightful
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Gaudiband: full of joy
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Diddle: gin
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Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
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Slush-bucket: a great drinker
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Chocolate cake
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