Whatever the occasion we've got the funniest and rudest cards!

Rude Valentines card - naughty card about having a sexy bum.

Valentine and Love

Funny new job cards and congratulations card that celebrates passing an exam or driving test. Calligraphic pen and ink splashes and blobs.

Congrats/New home

Rude birthday cards with pen and ink splodges and blobs


Rude 60th birthday cards and more.. Age is just a number. Elegant typography on purple card

Age milestones

Rude Merry Christmas card using pen and ink handwriting calligraphy with ink splashes and blobs


Rude new baby cards using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Celebrates having a new baby card.

New baby/Wedding

Funny Mother's Day card using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Rude joke about being an alcoholic.

Mother's Day


New job/Leaving

All cards come in a biodegradable cello bag

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