Whatever the occasion we've got the funniest and rudest cards!

Funny new job cards and congratulations card that celebrates passing an exam or driving test. Calligraphic pen and ink splashes and blobs.

Congrats/New home

Rude birthday cards with pen and ink splodges and blobs


Funny Mother's Day card using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Rude joke about being an alcoholic.

Mother's Day

Rude Valentines card - naughty card about having a sexy bum.

Valentine and Love

Rude Merry Christmas card using pen and ink handwriting calligraphy with ink splashes and blobs



Age milestones


New job/Leaving

Rude new baby cards using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Celebrates having a new baby card.

New baby/Wedding

All cards come in a biodegradable cello bag

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