Whatever the occasion we've got the funniest and rudest cards!

Funny and witty birthday card with pen and ink splodges and blobs


Funny congratulations card that celebrates passing an exam or driving test. Calligraphic pen and ink splashes and blobs.

Congrats/New home

Funny 60th birthday card. Age is just a number. Elegant typography on purple card

Age milestones

Funny old English word to describe a wild romping woman. Word taken from old slang and dialect dictionary.


Rude Merry Christmas card using pen and ink handwriting calligraphy with ink splashes and blobs


Rude new baby card using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Celebrates having a new baby card.

New baby/Wedding

Rude Mother's Day card using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Rude joke about being an alcoholic.

Mother's Day

New job/Leaving

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