Rusty Pencil funny and rude cards for your funny and rude folks in your life.

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Whatever the occasion we've got the funniest and rudest cards!

Father's Day

Funny new job cards and congratulations card that celebrates passing an exam or driving test. Calligraphic pen and ink splashes and blobs.

Congrats/New home

Rude birthday cards with pen and ink splodges and blobs

Birthdays

Funny Mother's Day card using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Rude joke about being an alcoholic.

Mother's Day

Rude Valentines card - naughty card about having a sexy bum.

Valentine and Love

Rude Merry Christmas card using pen and ink handwriting calligraphy with ink splashes and blobs

Christmas

Age milestones

New job/Leaving

Rude new baby cards using pen and ink splashes and blobs. Celebrates having a new baby card.

New baby/Wedding