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Rude birthday cards about beng an old fart. Calligraphic using pen and ink splashes and blobs

Best Mates

Sarcastic birthday cards about being old. Birthday joke about not looking a day over 40, 50, 60, 70 or 80. Elegant font on purple card


Rude 60th birthday card about being not dead yet, but deaf. Bright 60th font on purple background.

Aches & Pains

Sarcastic birthday cards. Rude get well soon card quote on pink background

Sarky Marge

Funny Valentines card using old English word for being drunk. Taken from old slang and dialect dictionaries. Funny quote using old dictionary typeface.

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