Funny? Rude? Naughty? Cheeky? Original cards? Yep. We've got 'em.

Rude birthday cards about beng an old fart. Calligraphic using pen and ink splashes and blobs

Best Mates

Funny quote card about men who don't listen. Based upon a famous Aristotle quote that All men by nature desire knowledge. Elegant black Capitol font on white background.

Real Life Quotes

Insulting birthday cards about being old. Birthday joke about not looking a day over 40, 50, 60, 70 or 80. Elegant font on purple card

Quips

Rude congratulations card using gold foil. You shine like diamond joke, altered with pen and ink drawing.

Topman

Rude 60th birthday card about being not dead yet, but deaf. Bright 60th font on purple background.

Aches & Pains

Funny Valentines card using old English word for being drunk. Taken from old slang and dialect dictionaries. Funny quote using old dictionary typeface.

Greate Olde Englysh Wordes

Funny card using social media acronym Best Friend Forever. Altered to Best Flatulent Friend using red pen and ink calligraphy.

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