Funny? Rude? Naughty? Cheeky? Original cards? Yep. We've got 'em.

Rude birthday cards about beng an old fart. Calligraphic using pen and ink splashes and blobs

Best Mates

Real Life Quotes



Rude 60th birthday card about being not dead yet, but deaf. Bright 60th font on purple background.

Aches & Pains

Funny Valentines card using old English word for being drunk. Taken from old slang and dialect dictionaries. Funny quote using old dictionary typeface.

Greate Olde Englysh Wordes

Funny card using social media acronym Best Friend Forever. Altered to Best Flatulent Friend using red pen and ink calligraphy.


All cards come in a biodegradable cello bag

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