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Merry Christmas! It's the most wonderful time of the year to send funny and rude cards.

Mulled whine
Price£3.25
Christmas is cancelled
Price£3.25
Bah! Humbug!
Price£3.25
Fucking Christmas again
Price£3.25
Two-faced bollocks
Price£3.25
Very naughty
Price£3.25
Lovely sprouts
Price£3.25
Winter Wonderland
Price£3.25
Why Christmas?
Price£3.25
Blah Blah Blah
Price£3.25
Excited
Price£3.25
Special friend
Price£3.25
Dear Santa
Price£3.25
Pony
Price£3.25
Brussels sprout farts
Price£3.25
Pretend to like
Price£3.25
Christmas fart
Price£3.25
Turkey stuffing
Price£3.25
Nice time
Price£3.25
Christmas smile
Price£3.25
It's beginning to feel
Price£3.25
Christmas lunch
Price£3.25
Enjoyable
Price£3.25
Mistletoe
Price£3.25

All cards come in a biodegradable cello bag

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