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Bit of this, bit of that. Funny, rude cards for whatever occasion.

Wake up Rub ass
Price£3.25
Lovely chipolatas
Price£3.25
Fitbit
Price£3.25
Good looking
Price£3.25
Beard
Price£3.25
Bang-a-bonk: to lie lazily on a bank
Price£3.25
Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
Price£3.25
Coxy-roxy: merrily tipsy
Price£3.25
Three-thrums: the purring of a cat
Price£3.25
Pocket-thunder: a fart
Price£3.25
Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
Price£3.25
Splendiferous: splendid
Price£3.25
Moon and back
Price£3.25
Once upon a time
Price£3.25
Superstar!
Price£3.25
Amazing man
Price£3.25
Diamond
Price£3.25
Class Act
Price£3.25
Sex symbol
Price£3.25
No idea what for
Price£3.25
We were forced to sign
Price£3.25
Funny things
Price£3.25
Going to the pub
Price£3.25
Babe
Price£3.25
Girls falling
Price£3.25

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