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Rude Christmas cards

Rusty Pencil funny and rude cards for your funny and rude folks in your life.

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Bit of this, bit of that. Funny, rude cards for whatever occasion.

Lovely chipolatas
Price£2.50
Fitbit
Price£2.50
Good looking
Price£2.50
Beard
Price£2.50
Bang-a-bonk: to lie lazily on a bank
Price£2.50
Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
Price£2.50
Three-thrums: the purring of a cat
Price£2.50
Pocket-thunder: a fart
Price£2.50
Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
Price£2.50
Splendiferous: splendid
Price£2.50
Moon and back
Price£2.50
Once upon a time
Price£2.50
Superstar!
Price£2.50
Amazing man
Price£2.50
Diamond
Price£2.50
Class Act
Price£2.50
No idea what for
Price£2.50
We were forced to sign
Price£2.50
Funny things
Price£2.50
Going to the pub
Price£2.50
Girls falling
Price£2.50

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