Pin
top of page
Funny Christmas card about the Three Wise Men buying gifts that include pickled onions.

It's Christmas!

(Nearly)

Funny Christmas card about being six or drunk to enjoy Christmas.

Rusty Pencil - the only place for funny, original and
unusual greeting cards.

Introducing our bestsellers!

Rusty Pencil is just the place if you’re fed up with the usual bog-standard greeting cards. You won’t find nice, cutesy cards here. You’ll find all sorts of funny birthday cards for friends and grumpy relatives. You may find the occasional rude card, but hey, some folks like that sort of thing. Job done.

 

For starters, take a look at the Best Mates range, or The Suburban Killers range of acerbic cards. Find out more about Rusty Pencil if you can be arsed. The cards are far more interesting. And they come with free UK delivery. Lovely. 

unny painting of Vincent van Gogh with bandaged ear saying pardon.
bottom of page