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Funny age birthday cards for those who have aged. In some cases, not very well. Which is why there are some rude age birthday cards too.

50 not dead
Price£3.25
60 not dead
Price£3.25
70 not dead
Price£3.25
80 not dead
Price£3.25
90 not dead
Price£3.25
40 on the outside
Price£3.25
50 on the outside
Price£3.25
60 on the outside
Price£3.25
70 on the outside
Price£3.25
80 on the outside
Price£3.25
40 fucking aches
Price£3.25
50 fucking aches
Price£3.25
60 fucking aches
Price£3.25
70 fucking aches
Price£3.25
Husband's heavy breathing
Price£3.25
At my age
Price£3.25
Wife's heavy breathing
Price£3.25
Plughole
Price£3.25
Got my back
Price£3.25
50 old fart
Price£3.25

All cards come in a biodegradable cello bag

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