Rusty Pencil Aug 16, 2022Do we lose our sense of humour as we age?Let's begin with a joke: A penguin walks into a pub. He says to the barman, 'Have you seen my brother?' The barman says, 'I don't know....
Rusty Pencil Feb 15, 2022What do mothers want for Mother's Day? Not to be mother, for a start.The kids are whining, the cat’s puked up a hairball on the carpet, there’s a sock in the bathroom sink, a lego brick in the teapot, and...
Rusty Pencil Dec 10, 2021I have no idea what I'm doing. Do you?So. Do you have any idea what you're doing? I certainly don't.
Rusty Pencil Nov 26, 2021Why do we send cards from the dog?There are a million things a dog can’t do. It can’t jump into your car and take the kids to school. It has no idea how to mow the lawn,...