Complete twat - get well card from the dog

Rude get well soon card from the dog. Aren't dogs clever? They may make you pick up their poo and tickle their tummy but at least they can write a witty get well card for some ill friend you know. 
 
This greeting card is 120 x 170mm. 300gsm FSC-certified card. White envelope. Blank inside. 
 
Code: SM56