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There’s nothing like a mum birthday card to cheer her up. We’ve also funny dad birthday cards too. Give them a card to remember so that they won’t forget you in their will.
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Little fartier birthday card
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Ye Olde Farte birthday card
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Beautiful hair - funny card
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Curry
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Charming
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Rude special day card
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Miserable Facebook friends
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What's your name again?
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Favourite something
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Older, wiser, uglier birthday card
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Whoopee do birthday card!
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Pound store joke card
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To be honest card
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Cat lady
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Remember thin?
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Half the metabolism
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Impeccable pecs
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Every man
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Nobody's perfect
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All a bit lower
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Without farting
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Coxy-roxy: merrily tipsy
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Bumfiddle: the backside, the breech
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Slush-bucket: a great drinker
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Three-thrums: the purring of a cat
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Moonling: fool, lunatic
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Diddle: gin
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Gaudiband: full of joy
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Pollrumptious: restive, unruly, foolishly confident
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Grizzle-demundy: a laughing fool; one that grins at everything
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Aleknight: a frequenter of alehouses
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Cow-clap: cow-dung
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Frigabob: to dance or jerk up and down
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Galoptious: delightful
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Pocket-thunder: a fart
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Shoot the cat: to vomit particularly from too much drinking
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Smalter: a small beer
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Splendiferous: splendid
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Love your teeth - funny card
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50th birthday card - hairy
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60th birthday card - hairy
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70th birthday card - hairy
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80th birthday hairy card
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50 everything clicks
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60 everything clicks
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70 everything clicks
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80 everything clicks
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90 everything clicks
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